Well what up every one? you guys sill havn't managed to do a web log but i guess we can give it time.
today i spent most of the day arguing with the people from qantas because they had sent my pet igwana Alphonse to germany instead of brazil. IDIOTS!!!!
i mean what do they care about our baggage ect. that igwana was suppposed to be in brazil in 2 weeks representing me at a conference
and now he might not get there! or worse be late!!!!!!!

well now im over it i've just got to learn to keep my temper!!
u guys i saw tess for the last time today. then shes off to the croc infeted hell hole (not really)

well at least one of my many partners in crime is getting back fom europe (lady fan)
right when (lady tess) leaves. ah well u win some and lose some i guess
well here is the story
once upon a time there lived a woman called ellen, she lived in a large wooden trunk outside the myers canberra city store.
one day her best friend marfa came to see her, marfa said in a mild toe "ellen old girl the hinges on your trunk are going rusty" ellen replied in a tone ful of angwish "surley not!!!!!, i only greased them last week"
"i'm afraid so" marfa said with hint of glee. "hmpf, weel what ever shall i do" ellen was a mess.
so she did the only thing she could do jump out of her trunk close the lid behing her and lock marfa in for saying such evil things! for ellen new that even if her hinges where rusty marfa had no right to tell her about it!.
so marfa stayed in the trunk for all eternity. In fact if you walk to the ground floor enterance of the myer canberra city store you can see the trunk there to this very day.
the end.

WORD OF THE WEEK: Nookie
MEANING: cute/adorable
IN A SENTANCE: that person/thing is the nookiest thing alive!
ORIGINATION:Australia

any way c u bye!!!

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holy cow beck there's a unicorn he's at the at the door of the computer room playing on his game boy what should i do/say............ i know i'll be sincere but polite.......................
ok what now hes started asking me what colour he should dye his mane!
"you should put high-lights in it!" thats all i said but it's ok he's gone.

nah i told u guys it would be a good thing to do this web log bizzo. that way we can keep up with tess while shes in kunnunurra.(spelling????) since we might not be able to call or be on msn at the same time.... so any time you wanna see what some of us have been up to you can just go on this thingo and read the entries! neat huh.

anyway i went to that vivenen Westwood thing and ruined/artistically 2 of my most boring t-shirts wich was pretty fun. i hope we are all gong to te movies on friday because it might be the last time we see tess ever again! noooooooooooo!
how sad.

any way have to go and let the cat in.

since we don't hae science oroutdoor ed. to write these little stories in i've decided to write one every entry.-(each time to a different person.-don't worry your time will come!)

Dear Miss Saikal,
i'm sorry to inform you but your recent test's have come back positive.
i'm not quite shore what to but there postitive which it means it's almost definetly a bad thing.................
we advise you to start panicking if you are not already.
how ever if you have any queries contact me on 1900-scary results-911
sighned iyagat6bi1q61 (ang)



p.s sorry if i have dissapointed u with this story it's just i really need ur artistic brilliance to help me through this terrible writers block (beck ellen) so i sincerely appologise for the utter crapulence of this syory.


WORD OF THE WEEK: coit moit = a word that means arse hole, wanker, fool, fuck witt ect.
in a sentance:: what a coit moit!, he/she is the biggest coit moit the world has ever seen!
SHORT FORM: moit, coit, moity, coity.
arigination:australia

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